October 2011
A man is having a rough day at work, the traffic is awful coming home, and he’s just generally having a miserable day so he decides to grab a drink at his local watering hole rather than waiting in the traffic. As he pulls into the parking lot, he realizes that the bar has been put under new ownership, with a flashy front and a bouncer at the door.
So the guy walks up and the bouncer stops...
After Quasimodo met his unfortunate end, Notre Dame cathedral was looking for a new bell ringer. So the priests put up signs asking for qualified applicants to please apply at the cathedral and spend a week sifting through the applicants to find the best one.
After five days of going through the never-ending line of applicants, they still hadn’t found anyone who could ring those bells...
A man walks into an employment agency to look for a job. Times are hard, and there’s not much to speak of in the listings, but at last he finds one that catches his eye: “school bus driver.” He takes down the information, gives them a call, gets an interview, and is hired.
He receives his job training in the bus he is to drive. It is decorated both inside and out with pictures...